Afraid for my life.
May 12, 2007
WTF IS THIS?!!
Apparently, it’s Jessica Simpson. But, BABY JESUS, I’m not sure. I can’t look directly at it for long for fear of being hypnotized and sucked into a portal to clown hell.
I actually thought, maybeeee, someone messed with it, youknow, to make her look THIS garish, but, it was in the middle of a lot of other pictures. And then there was this one from another day:
And, her giant chicklet mouth is just as creepy, just without the red lipstick. Also, she’s freakishly tan. Maybe skin cancer makes you look like a devil clown? Also, she can’t stop showing off her boobs. Maybe she realizes that it detracts from her big head.
