I require other people to view this photo, thanks.

So, I was looking through local real estate listings because I like to be reminded that I can’t buy a house ever in my life. The stroll through property was fairly quiet and quaint. Nothing too out of control except people with bad taste. Someone should tell them that wall paper border is ALWAYS a horrible idea. And, well, a little feng shui never hurt anyone.

And then it happened.

WTF IS THAT?!

Who looks at that and thinks, “OH EM GEE THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL I MUST HAVE IT SO THAT I CAN WALK UPON FLOWERS LIKE A PRINCESS!”